Monolague

The following is a monolague of my brain from 3.00pm to 5.00pm ...

The reason for my misery is cos i am too lazy to use my brains. Lazy to think. Lazy to make decisions. I totally hate it. Phone dropped out. It should. Taking too much space in the shallow pocket. Are all indians weird? Esp those with the indian accent. Nuffang nuffang has come to Australia. Cooking is my passion. I am so bored. The only reason why i may be interested in Mr. A is cos he is the only guy around me. *yawn* Should i go home? I am so tired with nothing to do. *yawn* So stupid. Everyday just sit in the office until 5pm. *yawn* What a waste of my time. I need to learn how to sleep with my eyes open. *yawn* Super tired. 6 hours of sleep is not enough. But the thought of sleeping at 10am makes me feel pathetic and a dash of self-pity for myself. I am 24 and i am sleeping at 10pm everyday so i can go to work and rot. *yawn* *yawn* *yawn* *YAWN* - Mind is BLANK – I realise the Asians here like the name Jayden. So many Australian born Chinese kids have the name Jayden. Why? He seems to be also surfing the net. So i shldn’t really be bothered that i been surfing the net in office rite. *yawn* It’s only freaking 3.20pm now. Still got 1 hour and 40 min before I can even attempt to leave this place. *yawn* I really want to sleep. Should consider hiding in toilet. But hide too long reception will think i got constipation. -_- *y..a..w..n..* How the hell do you stop one from yawning non-stop? It’s freaking crazy to be yawning non-stop and i think i just influenced the one on my left to yawn as well. Time is dragging on. My shoulders feel so tired. I need someone to massage me. Haiz. I think i have read like at least 20 people’s blog and currently i am reading someone’s archives. Unbelievable. There is some hoo ha in the office. No idea what. People waiting walking around. *fart* It’s ok 3.40pm. Another 1 hour 20 min to go. What should the title of this entry be? Monolague? Monolague of a Slacker’s Brain? Monolague of a Psycho’s Brain? I am going to have pancakes for dinner. Cook more and pack as breakfast tomorrow and steam the salmon for Uncle & Ah Ku’s lunch. F*cking sound like housewife. Neck hurts. Back hurts. Think aunty coming liao. Woa piang. Really getting old liao. Last time aunty comes without signs one. Nowadays ... haiz. Time check – 3.55pm. Another 1 hour and 5 min. *dang* SO SLOW. I miss Crystal Jade’s Xiao Long Bao. *slurps* I want to name my kids Yi Xin & Yi Yan. Wheee … Hopefully I dun get 2 boys. *bleah* Girls are always more fun to dress up. More colours too. Pink, Red, Purple, Blue, Orange and EVERYTHING. Checked gmail. Whoooo things to do on facebook. Time check – 4.22pm. Wheeeee … Another miserable 38 min. I am so going to walk out at 5pm SHARP today. Totally bored. 3 minutes past. *tick tock tick tock* I wanna go home to my HOUSE! Time check – 4.37pm! I can’t believe I survived another day of just sitting around and doing nothing much in the afternoon. Neck hurts, shoulders hurt. WHAT THE HELL. Is it bit too early to pack up? Haha. It’s only 4.47pm. Whee. I know go pee. Time check – 5.55pm. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE … 5 more min. Ok. Should pack up discreetly. Haha.